Liz: Sorry, that party was just a little too awesome for me.
Hair: Do you want to go some place else, just the two of us?
Liz: Okay, what’s your game friend?
Hair: Game? There’s no game, what are you talking about?
Liz: I don’t have any money if that’s what you’re after and I’m not one of those girls that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to. If you’re a gay guy looking for a beard, I don’t do that anymore. And if you’re trying to harvest my organs and sell them, I have an uncle who’s a cop so don’t even try!30 Rock 1x11 - The Head and the Hair
Liz Lemon is my hero.